Samuel Zonai

keeping the bit alive in San Francisco

hiya! i'm sam, and i'm on a sacred quest to overcome debilitating insecurity by enduring long awkward silences in front of large groups of strangers.

i also do comedy shows in non-alien settings, but don't tell them.

one day i'll likely die at sea while surfing. could be a shark, but getting caught on the reef and slowly drowning is more likely. when i die, please give me a viking funeral, but play van halen (david lee roth only).

anyways, for now i'm very alive. and grateful for it.